What fiend sliced up Pixie, a sexy pole-dancer from Club Ho-Ho, dumping her body on a vacant lot? Did Frosty break Bob Cratchit's neck in a drunken, jealous fury? What's the sick and twisted secret between Rudolph and Momma Gingerbread? Is the Little Match Girl really selling matches? Are Santa's Helpers going to vote to deregulate Christmas? And what about that deathbed confession from Mr. Scrooge? It's all here Hot hot hot and on the QT . . . in the Christmas Confidential. A Christmas play in the noir tradition. Secret Santa Bonus Extra; also contains a version of the hilarious screenplay.